So these shrubs have put their heads above the parapet now and have been noticed. Shortly after writing that piece I went out and pruned them all and reshaped them; not hugely, but I removed the straggly bits and made them look a little more loved.
At this point the tassells on the garrya looked like this:
At the weekend I went to see how the manky shrubs were doing and was very pleased to see the tassells now looking like this:
Suddenly I feel a lot happier with this garrya. Maybe it is in the right place and that is why I like it better than previous ones. So it has earned a definite stay of execution. If it continues to impress I may let it stay. However, "never send to know for whom the bell tolls Gary Elliptical - it tolls for thee."*
Of course, I did wonder why is it called Garrya Elliptica? Is it that the leaves are meant to look elliptical? According to Wikipedia "Ellipses are closed curves and are the bounded case of the conic sections" which I am sure answers this question completely. Any way, the leaves do look elliptical so I think we can safely make that connection.
* John Donne