CNN reports that NRA CEO, Wayne LaPierre stated at yesterday’s Senate Gun hearing that he is against universal background checks, which he was apparently in favor of in 1999.
3 New Slogans We Propose For The NRA
1. “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is with a good guy with a gun, but if you want to find out which is which, jump in a DeLorean and head to 1999, McFly!”
2. “The NRA: Metaphorically Shooting Ourselves In The Foot Whenever Our CEO Metaphorically Shoots Off His Mouth.”
3. “The NRA: All Of Our Computers And Positions Stored On Them Jumped Back 100 Years Due To Y2K Reverting Everything To 1900 At The End Of 1999.”