Now Hiring. I Need an Intern.

By Midlifemargaritas @mdlifemargarita

You guys know how it is. You wake up and think, “I don’t want to do this mundane crap anymore.” You’re just done. So that led me to think I need an intern. Unpaid of course. It would be great for some college kid. They get credit and I get someone to do things for me, like take over my Liquor Store runs…

It’d be the perfect job. I do live in the middle of some major colleges and universities. NCSU, Duke, UNC, Meredith College all great schools. Surely someone at one of these schools needs an internship. I could offer marketing, social media training, blogging 101 and how to throw a great cocktail party, etc.

They’d have to be 21. I need someone to help me taste test. They have to have their own transportation.

I’m not paying for an Uber or Lyft.

They MUST have a sense of humor. If they get offended easily, it may not work out. Can you imagine me working with someone with no humor?

I don’t think it would be too much to ask if they would do light housekeeping, cooking and laundry. All that builds character right?

Let’s face it, we could all use a little help. Raise your hand if you are just done with mundane housework, laundry and driving kids or older parents around. Yep, I see you. We just want to work on fun things 24/7 and make some money on our hobbies right? We all would love to come home to a clean house and cooked meal. We’ve been doing the mundane all our lives!

I’m not asking much I don’t think. Maybe It’s not an intern I need but more of a butler? I mean, Patricia on ‘Southern Charm’ has Michael. He’s a delight. He makes sure the house is tidy, meals are on time and Patricia gets her 5’oclock cocktail everyday. We should all have that. It’s only fair right?

I guess the closest I will get to a butler is a college intern. The job is unpaid but I promise you’ll learn and enjoy the job. You can apply by commenting on this post. No weirdos or psychopaths please.

A girl can dream right? What do you need to keep you going right now?

Peace, Love and Margaritas…