You've seen Wonder Woman. So have I. OMG, how good was that No Man's Land scene, right? You probably have some questions about the plot and future of the franchise. So do I. Roll the spoilers warning graphic and let's get on with it:
Answer: Ares admits the moment he saw Diana he contemplated destroying her then and there but held off to see if the weight of the war and disheartening display of man's inhumanity could weaken her defenses to the point of inspiring her to join his side. So, Diana's mom appears to have been right that the harder Diana trained and further out into the world she traveled the quicker Ares would be able to recognize her. Plus, the Amazons are crazy strong and determined, but they are still mortal. Ares is a freakin' god and Diana a goddess. If he sensed her presence and simply swooped into Themyscira to kill her when she was a little girl the Amazons probably couldn't have stopped him.
3. Did Steve and Diana...well, ya know?Ether way, did Diana and Steve make love? The answer is pretty much: did you want them to make love? There is an old-fashioned chasteness and charm to the notion that all they did was kiss, and perhaps director Patty Jenkins highlights the moment precisley because it is Diana's first kiss, another facet of her femininity and a demonstrative indication of the love and heart which defines her actions.
5. Why did Ludendorff seem so interested in talking about gods with Diana during their dance?Answer: It's just part of the script's ultimately weak treatment of its villains, leaning so, so hard into making us believe Ludendorff is Ares before disposing of him and writing him off as just some crazy German. In the moment, we are supposed to believe Diana and Ludendorff are simply talking around the fact that he's Ares when in fact she's talking about Ares and he's talking about...I dunno. Random, evil German guy gibberish, no doubt related to his maniacal devotion to prolonging the war and seeing to it that his country gains the upper hand thanks to Doctor Poison's deadlier version of mustard gas.
7. Diana has a sword in Batman v Superman, yet her sword in Wonder Woman is destroyed. What gives?Answer: Because he knew the sword wouldn't hurt him but wanted to indulge Diana. It probably amused him. The real question is why Diana didn't think it was weird how easy Ares was making it for her retrieve her weapon.
8. So, no one reported seeing two gods wage battle on a German airbase during WWI?Answer: Well, Diana's personal Howling Commandos had her back and wouldn't say anything. All of those random German soldiers on the base, though, let's just say they couldn't see everything through their gasmasks, and what little they did see left their memories once Ares' death lifted the fog of war from their minds.
9. How much of Steve's goodbye speech did Diana actually hear?As for why nobody reported seeing an Amazon warrior laying waste to German soldiers while saving that village....um, let's just say she killed all the Germans, the only allies who saw it were her Howling Commandos and the poor people in that town were all gassed to death. So, the only survivors were her friends, who clearly chose not to say anything.
Answer: None. The way it is presented is the ringing in her ears prevents her from hearing Steve's goodbye. She knows whatever he's saying is important and dangerous and she wants to do it for him, telling him as much. However, when she later flashes back to that moment while pondering whether or not to give in to hate over love it's not like the ringing in her ears being gone means she can suddenly understand everything she heard when the ears were ringing. So, it's debatable if Steve's speech is her imagining what she thought he said or if it's his actual speech but she still didn't understand any of it other than maybe reading his lips at the end when he clearly said, "I love you." It's incredibly vital to the resolution of the film that Diana understands Steve's declaration of love, but based on the way it's presented I don't know that she actually heard him say those words.
10. Why didn't Diana at least try to return home at the end? And will we ever see her properly process the news that she's actually a demi-god and her mom lied to her?Of course, the sound design might be flat out deceitful, and Diana might have heard more of his speech than we did the first time around. But that's not the way the film plays it.
Of course, such a moment can still happen in the sequel, but any hope of them following the New 52 example whereby Diana traveled the world and was slightly rudderless while coping with the news that Zeus was her father is probably a lost cause since early talk is any sequel will take place in modern day. That leaves the near century-long gap between Wonder Woman and Batman v Superman as an awkward "then Diana did a bunch of things that don't warrant a movie" stretch of time.
Answer: He certainly wouldn't be the first Steve in a comic book movie to heroically perish in a world war-era plane crash only to improbably emerge remarkably well-preserved decades later. Plus, back when the Wonder Woman TV show changed from a period setting in its first season (WWII) to a modern setting in its second and third seasons they kept Lyle Waggoner in the cast by saying that Steve Trevor (whom Waggoner played in the first season) had a son who happened to look exactly like him and also happened to randomly encounter Wonder Woman in the 70s, decades after his dad had done the same thing. So, since a Wonder Woman sequel will likely be set in the present Chris Pine could always come back as Steve's great grandson, and if you think that sounds creepy remember Captain America's love interest in Civil War is the neice of his love interest in First Avenger.
But none of that is likely to happen. All indications are Steve Trevor is gone for good, and Pine was a one-and-done kind of deal.
What are some of the questions you had? Like, maybe what was up with Doctor Poison's mask? And do you disagree with some of the answers I provided? Remember, we're taking part in the age old art of geeky nitpicking here, but I'm doing so knowing how much I loved this movie. What about you?