News Flash Feminists: Criminals Will Always Exist!

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

The recent leak theft of celebrity nude photos has feminists all up in arms. Granted, the photos were stolen and we should all have a right to privacy, or so we think (ever heard of NSA?).

Celebrities and feminists on Twitter are outraged. Here’s some of their comments:

@PattyArquette: “Every time someone opens a stolen intimate nude photo of anyone. They are becoming a sexual molester. Participating in a group molestation.

@chrissyteigen: “People have the right to take whatever pics they want on their own fucking phone. People don’t have the right to hack them. Is it that hard?”

Chrissy Teigen Instagram photo

@chrissyteigen: “Are you also a believer in “short skirt, get raped?” RT @InsaneYetSocial Doesn’t change the fact that it’s not a very wise decision.”

@JessicaValenti: “Women: Stand PERFECTLY STILL in your house wearing long pants abstaining from booze with no Internet and you’ll probably be okay.”

@JessicaValenti: “Don’t take nude selfies. Don’t wear skirts. Don’t drink. Don’t go back to his room. This stupid fucking list gets longer every year.”

@shananigins15: “I’m on the fence about the nude selfies, the rest of the list is just an attempt for society to try and control women.”

@PhoeLam: “The Jennifer Lawrence nude photo hack & the reaction around is why I STILL need feminism. #yesallwomen”

@maddielee13: “Because I should have the right to send my boyfriend whatever photos I want, without worrying about hackers, or persecution #yesallwomen”

@KarenEhler: “#IfMyPhoneGotHacked Stop treating women like property. Hacking nude pics = sex crime.”

@exfkaty: “Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Don’t exist in the world.”

I don’t want to debate the fact that it is wrong to hack cell phones – it is. What does confuse me is the fact that women think feminism will somehow end the world of criminals. You can tweet #yesallwomen, #feminism, and #freethenipple all you want – IT WILL NOT STOP THE CRIMINALS.

  • People don’t have the right to hack them.” Since when do criminals care about your rights?
  • without worrying about hackers.” Store your personal items the best that you can. #feminism will not stop a hacker.
  • “Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things.” Then why do people lock their doors and have alarms?
  • Stand PERFECTLY STILL in your house.” Be sure to lock your doors though.
  • “Wanna avoid being killed? Don’t exist in the world.” Criminals live for your existence. Don’t want to be a victim? Be prepared.

Is it really that hard to comprehend?

DCG