WARNING: If you don’t want to know – don’t read below!
Now, these are only rumors…not 100% sure if they’re true or not…but here goes!
King Bill has his crown stripped by the Authority – due to his involvement and conspiracy with Nan.
Tara will become a ghost, who communicates her last will and testament to Lafayette before moving on to the afterlife. One of those named in her will is Sookie, who has now entered the cage match fighting ring, and is battling it out with the fighting name “Sookie Monster”. We hear she’s got a mean right-hook!
Eric becomes Sookie’s cage match promoter; creating lots of time for Eric and Sookie lovin’. Not only that, but the execs have realized where the fans’ true interest lies, and will be devoting 38 minutes of screen-time per episode for our couple!
Do these sound almost too good to be true?
Well, we hate to break it to you BUT…
Sorry…we really wish there were spoilers such as these. We hate to get your hopes up, only to bring them down again. We just thought it might be a nice way to share our wishes for the upcoming season, as well as to make an April Fool’s Day joke! We hope you found it funny too…or at least got a kick out of the spoilers we wrote!
Since it’s April 1st…you know what that means, don’t you?
ONE MORE MONTH UNTIL DEADLOCKED COMES OUT!
Feel free to give us shit, your thoughts or share any other “April Fool’s Day” spoilers you might have in mind! Sound off in the comments below!