100+ Best whatsapp status in english
Today I am sharing latest best whatsapp status in English to sharing your feeling in English. whatsapp is the best platform to describe and express your emotional. what you feel now. English whatsapp status best method in social networking site and now whatsapp change and update function. now update your status is same and extra status story function like snap chat and insta. whatsapp status English is also working probably. so guys saty tuned for status in English.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
Friends are the family you choose
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
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