NEMO- Party Like its 1899! My Apocalypse Survival Story – 100 Days Post Sandy
(Blog entry 1; 7pm; Friday 2-8) Every time I see an impending disaster like a hurricane or a snowpocalypse I remember what the N’Orleans Chief of Police said 3 days after Katrina- “We have people who have been stoned for decades running around sober and de-toxing in a disaster area.”Nothing sounds worse than confronting my demons while I don’t have an X-Box or even water!!! So I see my pot guy right before these things set in. Unlike milk and gas, the price of weed stays the same during a disaster.
snow accumulation prediction http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/08/superstorm-nemo-expected-to-hit-the-northeast-how-bad-could-it-get/
The Preparations-
So since I may end up getting thrown ‘Back to the Future’ like most every person in the tri-state metropolitan area did after Super Storm Sandy I have stocked up on reefer and hard liquor. I have a full pack of American Spirits, so I can survive up to a week before I need smokes again.
Sandy Hangover-
So here’s the update on Sandy- Non Government Organizations are springing up to make up for the MASSIVE FAIL Congressional Republicans willfully committed in holding up the disaster relief. Bastards. They can’t even read a goddam map; the Jersey Shore and Long Island are the ONLY Republican strongholds in these states. I am seriously one of like 12 liberals in a graduating class of about 120. So they are (predictably) eating their own on that one.
FEMA trailers are on Staten Island. No, there are no ‘secret FEMA prisons’. That said life in a trailer on the lawn of your destroyed home just fucking sucks. Thankfully I was spared that indignity.
How Bad will Mike Bloomberg Fuck This One Up?
Our idiot fucktard Mayor Michael Bloomberg is all over TV trying not to fuck this blizzard up like he does every time we get hit. Seriously, this is a guy who would have destroyed Romney and maybe even beat Obama in a presidential election until the world saw he couldn’t plow out the most important city in America in less than 2 weeks only to get hit again when he FINALLY got our streets cleared. Maybe he will remember this next time he fucks with a union. The Sanitation workers basically staged a work slowdown to protest his shitty treatment of all city workers. Bloomy is so delusional he was going to STILL have the New York City Marathon 16 hours after Sandy! The man is starting to look as clueless and autocratic as his crackpot predecessor Rudy Giuliani. This is something especially heinous because outside New York people consider him a hero whereas here we know he’s an asshole. The call him ‘The Hero of 9-11. This is only just so true. It’s important to keep in mind that September 10, 2001 they were calling him “Hitler on the Hudson” and voted in an (immediately repealed when he was gone) term limit for Mayor to get rid of the fucking guy.
Anyway, Bloomburg will clean up Manhattan quick. Its everything else he will completely fuck up. Here’s the link to the live updates from Weather Channel.
As i look out my window now and it’s snowing steadily but only moderately heavy. Like 1/2 inch per hour kind of snowfall as of this minute. Well, here goes nothing! WISH ME LUCK!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/08/superstorm-nemo-expected-to-hit-the-northeast-how-bad-could-it-get/
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