National Geographic + Rupert Murdoch = What Could Go Wrong? ;0

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

The Washington Post reports that man-made climate change denier, Rupert Murdoch’s company 21st Century Fox has taken a controlling interest in National Geographic.  Here are 3 slogans we propose for National Geographic given the change.

  1. National Geographic: Controlled By 21st Century Fox, Which Really Should Be Named “12th Century Fox”
  2. For Those Of You Bored With Photos of Real Foxes, Check Out These Photos Of Foxy Fox News Anchors In Their Natural Soundstage Habitat
  3. National Geographic: Hoping Seth MacFarlane Will Use His Clout At Fox To Rescue Us, Just Like He Did By Producing Cosmos.  In Other Words, Please, Please, Please Watch The Family Guy.