My Own Psycho Shower Scene

It was early in the morning, and I was in the shower enjoying some quiet time. I felt the warm water cascading down my body and I cherished the feeling of being alone. No one else around.

Then suddenly I heard that telltale sound of a door opening, followed by an icy cold swish of air. Then: ‘Hiiiiiii honey. Are you enjoying your shower?’

That’s when I remembered: ‘Right, hubby has a day off…’