My Holiday Catalogue: Gifts That Will Inspire Ire, Spittle, and Occasional Terror

By Jennyphresh @feralpony

It's a star. On top of a tree. This is why it qualifies for "Inventor's Corner." Because it's a star. On top of a tree! (They trademarked "menorahment" so don't you try to borrow it.)


This guy's nickname in high school was "The Slanket." He touched girls underneath big blankets then, too, but now the girls can't get out because his patented "The Slanket (R)