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If you want to know who is gay and who isn’t, just go to the gay community and ask them! They typically do not lie about such things, and they will often put you in touch with people who have had sex with them, especially the males!
Strong cases:
Lindsay Graham: Well, of course he is gay. In fact, his Tea Party opponent is presently gay-baiting him in the primary. Sleazy, but he deserves it. In 2008, Graham got a 0% rating from the Human Rights Campaign (I am on their mailing list by the way). Time to out these closeted, self-hating, queeny old Southern gentleman!
Barbara Mikulski: More or less liberal Democratic Senator from Delaware. I have generally liked her, but I never knew she was a lesbian. Apparently it’s very well known! You learn something new every day.
Herbert Kohl: Former Democratic Senator from Wisconsin, is apparently gay beyond a reasonable doubt. He’s also no longer a Senator. Never heard of that one.
Mark Kirk: Republican Senator from Illinois. Apparently this one is for real. Never heard of that one either.
Roberto Arango: Former Repubican Senator from Puerto Rico. Resigned when he was caught posting pictures of himself on a gay cruising site.
Rick Perry: Strong evidence that the Republican Texas governor is apparently a strong bisexual with strong drives for both males and females. A number of men have come forward and said they had sex with Tricky Ricky.
Charlie Christ: Former Republican, now Democratic, governor of Florida. His former boyfriend has even gone public. Just before he got elected governor, he married a beautiful woman. In interviews, his wife has hinted that he is definitely gay.
David Drier: Republican representative from California. Well known long standing case. His aide, who is also his boyfriend, lives with him and goes on trips with him everywhere Drier goes.
Ed Schock: Republican representative from Virginia. Apparently this one is for real, but I never heard of it.
Weak cases:
Mitch McConnell: Senator from Kentucky. Although it is indeed 100% true that Mitch was thrown out of the US military for gay sex, there has been zero evidence of any homosexual activity since then, and lots of straight guys have gay sex from time to time. He’s a very effeminate, queeny fellow, but that doesn’t prove anything. Consider this case unproven.
Orrin Hatch: Senator from Utah. Now that’s a new one! I would certainly like to see some good evidence for that one. As it stands now, no good evidence. Unproven.
Jan Brewer: Republican governor of Arizona. Never heard that one before. Sure would like to see some good information about this one. As it stands, unproven.
Linda Lingle: Republican governor from Hawaii. She’s a lesbian? New to me. Would like to see some evidence for this one. Unproven.
Susan Collins: Republican Senator from Maine? Show me the evidence first. Unproven.
Chuck Schumer and wife: Democratic Senator from Pennsylvania. Supposedly Schumer is gay and his wife is a lesbian! WTH? Show me the evidence. Unproven.
Richard Lugar: Former Republican Senator from Indiana. Said to be a bathroom cruiser a la Larry Craig. You’re kidding! Show me the evidence please. Unproven.
John Kitzhaber: Former Republican governor of Oregon. Interesting case, but no good hard evidence.
Maria Cantwell: Liberal Democrat from Washington. No good evidence that she is a lesbian.
Aaron Shock: Republican representative from Illinois. A lot of gays say he is, but where is the evidence?