After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror and getting misty-eyed, remembering her time frolicking with Bill Clinton in the Oval Office.
Frustrated about her inability to lose weight, Monica became really depressed . . . .
In an act of sheer desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
She cries out: “God, if you take away my love handles, I’ll devote my life to you!”
And just like that, her ears fell off!
H/t FOTM’s very naughty Miss May
~Eowyn