- Hand lotion doesn’t work - my hands require straight Vaseline at this point in the season.
- Harry’s better, I still have a nagging cough and stuffy nose, hubs just started feeling like crap today.
- I lost a few pounds
- MIL offered me her purple trousers to wear on Easter if I don’t have anything to wear due to this weight loss - they’re a “little snug” on her.
- She’s in the basement using a table saw, like you do at ninefuckingthirty with a sleeping baby in the house. OH, the fantasies I’m having.
- Oh wait, now she’s joining me on the couch for some TV bonding time. Someone fucking kill me now. I get ONE night alone - how about you actually LEAVE ME the FUCK ALONE?
Monday Breakdown