Mitch McConnell Is Gay

Posted on the 04 November 2014 by Calvinthedog

Mitch McConnell is the leader of the Republicans in the Senate. It is sometimes stated that Mitch McConnell is gay, and indeed this appears to be the case. Have you noticed what a super-effeminate little sissy boy Mitch McConnell is? Well, there’s a reason for all of Mitch McConnell’s faggoty behavior: Mitch McConnell is definitely either bisexual or gay.

This is what we know about Mitch McConnell’s homosexuality:

What is known, though extremely covered up, is that around 1964, McConnell was thrown out of the US Army for an incident whereby Mitch McConnell propositioned another male solider and grabbed his penis at the same time. The soldier reported this to his superiors who took action against McConnell. Mitch McConnell was thrown out of the Army for engaging in homosexual behaviors, but since he was a Senate aide in the summer, he used the Senator he worked for to pull punches and get the reason Mitch McConnell was thrown out of the Army changed from gay sex changed to having some sort of eye illness which it turns out he didn’t even have.

The Powers That Be then buried this case so deep that it took a progressive journalist forever digging through US government records to finally figure out what was going on. He was obstructed at every turn of the highway.

At any rate, what is known is that Mitch McConnell was thrown out of the US military for homosexual activity. And this needs to be shouted from the rooftops.

Documentation on the case? Google is your friend.

You can always Google-bomb “Mitch McConnell gay.” Might be a rather fun enterprise.

There is further evidence for this charge. Mitch McConnell has been spotted in Thailand at least once or possibly more than once. Mitch McConnell was seen at private parties in Thailand where wealthy and powerful gay and bisexual American men procure young Thai men for gay sex. In at least one instance, Mitch McConnell was seen with one of his boy toys at one of these parties.

These reports come from excellent sources very close to McConnell.

And although Mitch McConnell’s sexuality is a very tightly held secret, it is said that all of McConnell’s closest friends “are fully aware Mitch McConnell’s sexual orientation” (whatever that might be) and have agreed to keep it a closely held secret.

He is married to some Korean woman, and he has fathered a number of children, but many gay and bisexual men do this. What is not known is whether Mitch McConnell is gay or bisexual. But definitely Mitch McConnell is either gay or bisexual and has been actively engaging in homosexual sex since adolescence.