If these guys didn’t come from ooze, I’m going to be pissed.
What. the. fuck? How have I not been made aware of this developing situation? And to boot, Megan Fox is going to be playing April O’Neil. That right there is worth at least a 3/4 chub. I mean I just stumbled on this news via Yahoo’s front screen. Megan Fox’s body double? Of course I need to know about that. And then I see this: “Megan Fox was snapped on the set of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” in New York City on Wednesday, hanging out with her body double.” Why are we talking about body doubles when there’s a new TMNT movie on the horizon?
Real talk though? I just spent about 10 minutes researching this movie. Big surprise that Michael Bay is producing it, but maybe even a bigger surprise is that the original idea was that the turtles were soldiers from an alien race. Are you out of you freakin’ mind people? I don’t know a lot about a lot but there is absolutely no reason to change the origin of the turtles. The ooze, splinter, shredder, all that shit needs to be in there for this movie to work. And it looks like that’s the plan now. While nothing is confirmed it looks like cooler heads have prevailed and they will be making a legit re-boot of the series.
P.S. If you search April O’Neil on google images, why the hell does April O’Neil look like a straight up slut? Did I the release of the TMNT cartoon where she banged all the turtles and had Splinter’s kid? What the hell is going on?
I just need more of this in my life.