Are you ready to laugh your way through menopause?
If you’re a midlifer, you’re probably familiar with the joys of hot flashes, mood swings, and sleepless nights. But have you ever considered using edibles? Have your friends turned you “on” to them yet?
Yep, midlifers are turning to yummy edibles to help them cope with the challenges of aging as if they didn’t tell their own children NOT to try “drugs”. And if you haven’t seen a group of midlife women high on gummies, you are missing out on the hilarious.
So, here’s the deal-e-o, there’s the packaging. Gone are the days of sketchy baggies filled with questionable weed. Now, we’ve got gourmet chocolate bars, fancy gummies, and even weed-infused honey. Yes, really!
But the real fun starts when you actually try the edibles. One minute you’re feeling fine, the next you’re laughing so hard you can barely stand up. Suddenly, that hot flash doesn’t seem so bad when you’re giggling uncontrollably at your own jokes. Or your friends jokes that are never funny. It’s like a Tupperware party gone wrong. Horribly wrong. lol
And let’s not forget the munchies. Midlifers are notorious for their love of snacks, and edibles take snacking to a whole new level. Suddenly that bag of chips doesn’t seem quite as satisfying as a tray of weed brownies or gourmet size cookies!
But the best part? No hangover. Yep, you read that right. No more waking up with a headache and a vague sense of regret. With edibles, you can enjoy all the fun without any of the negative side effects. And no walk of shame. This isn’t like your college days people!
So go ahead, midlifers. Embrace your inner stoner and try some edibles. You’ll be laughing your way through menopause in no time. Pssst, check to make sure it’s legal in your state and if you are subject to drug testing, you might want to just stick to margaritas!
Disclaimer: I am in no way condoning the use of any illegal drugs or substances. This post is all in fun and is much better than a political post.
Peace, Love and Margaritas Y’all!