Michael Obama’s Massive Trapezius Muscle

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

If you need more evidence that the mainstream media are corrupt political whores, here it is.

After 7+ years of Obama’s ruinous rule and his spouse’s countless vacations that cost already severely indebted America countless millions of dollars that we don’t have, Time magazine can still publish a fawning article with this nauseating title, “Everyone Is in Love With Michelle Obama’s Amazing Vera Wang Dress.”

The butt-kissing article is all about Mooch wearing a gown designed by Vera Wang for the state dinner for Chinese Communist president Xi Jinping. Most of the article consists of picture after picture of M.O., like this one:

If Time magazine actually reported the truth, the headline instead should read:

Everyone Is Agog At Michael Obama’s New Wig That Only Half-Conceals His Massive Trapezius Muscles.

Here’s a close-up of Michael. His massive Trapezius muscle is circled in white:

From I Draw Fashion‘s tutorial on how to draw males and females

Let’s remove race and athleticism as factors by comparing Mooch with tennis stars Venus and Serena Williams:

Venus and Serena Williams are professional athletes — tennis players with strong shoulders and arms — but they don’t have Mooch’s Trapezius muscle.

Michelle Obama is not a professional athlete, but “she” has shoulders wider than the Williams’ and bulky Trapezius muscles typical of males.

It doesn’t take a logician to arrive at the logical conclusion.

See also:

  • Michelle Obama is a transexual?
  • Where are Obama’s daughters’ baby pics and birth records?
  • Sightings of Michelle Obama in a swimsuit as rare as Big Foot’s

~Éowyn