This is the future. The future is now.
I hope you like tacos. You will be eating a lot of them in the future. Now me, personally? I eat a Super Burrito every day and not a whole lot else. I must say they taste pretty darn good. I also speak Spanish. So I am well poised for the transition.
Now if I could only figure out how to pick up these Mexican chicks. I swear they will not give me the time of day. I am sure glad I don’t live in Mexico. I would either day or pussy starvation or else I would turn gay, one or the other.