Metaphysical Idiots!

Why is it that idiots who do nothing in the world think themselves wise for discussing abstract ideas and devaluing daily life? It’s self-superior fatalism. All they can say to punctuate their arguments in the end is “nothing really matters anyway!”

Really? If nothing really matters why don’t you shut hell up and stop trying to convince everyone else how meaningless life is?

Why do I get the feeling that their high-minded pursuit of metaphysical “oneness” would quickly evaporate if I came over to there house, took all the pot from their coffee table and ate all their munchies? Why do I sense that they would quickly stop philosophizing about abstract concepts and start asserting their individual rights to their dope and food?