If you know me, you know I hate mayonnaise. It’s absolutely disgusting. I’ve had numerous conversations about what I would do rather than eat something with mayo (teaser!) You name it, I’m probably doing it as long as mayo doesn’t have to be involved. Thankfully, I’m not the only person who thinks this way. Buzzfeed has 24 reasons mayo is the wackness. Don’t believe me? Check it out.
Gross bro, real gross.
I know I’m in the minority but for real, mayo is oily raw eggs. Read that sentence again people. It’s fucking gross, it’s unhealthy and CANNOT taste good. You want to know why americans are fat as hell? Mayo bro, no question about it. You’re pretty much just eating fat when you put that on your sandwich. Grow up people, stick to ketchup and mustard and leave the lard alone. Real men aren’t fucking with mayo in 2013.
P.S. Think you’ve got something I wouldn’t try or do rather than eat mayo, let me know. But you know what, you’re going to lose.v
S/O to Kate for the hook up.