Manchester United, Jim Ratcliffe and the Return of the Perch Talk

By Elliefrost @adikt_blog

A Big Sir Jim billboard, earlier. Photo: Paul Ellis/AFP/Getty Images

A NEW DAWN IN OLD TRAFFORD?

Jim Ratcliffe, a multi-billionaire and Brexit patriot whose love for Britain ends just before he deigns to live there or pay taxes, was officially confirmed as a minority stakeholder in Manchester United earlier this week. The 71-year-old owner of petrochemical company Ineos has invested around £1.3 billion in a 27% stake, giving him and his team of trusted lieutenants the right to take on the day-to-day running of the business. club. After two decades of near-total silence from the Glazers, Ratcliffe's briefing to journalists was music to the ears of United supporters, not least because he made sure to tell them exactly what they had not heard for 19 years. In short, they are the Real because he is merely a custodian hoping to dethrone both Manchester City and Liverpool and thus restore a team of serial trophy winners who play reckless football that is fun to watch.

And furthermore, he will do this by hiring top performers who are the best in their field. "We have to find the best people in the world and make sure they have the right character and personality," he purred. "And create the right environment in which top athletes can be successful. All we're doing is trying to improve performance on the pitch." While all this talk was understandably catnip to fans, cynics with no connection to the club might be forgiven for thinking they're listening to someone who plays episodes of Jake Humphrey's podcast. Ratcliffe's talk about 'populating all the key roles with people who are the best in the class, 10 out of 10' is all well and good, but the fact that his right-hand man is Dave Brailsford would certainly be loud should sound alarm signals.

The man in charge of the most boring but crushingly dominant cycling team in the world when a digital, culture, media and sport committee concluded that their famous ethos of zero tolerance, transparency and responsibility was almost certainly a gang of old cobblers, Brailsford hasn't always done it . was particularly picky about who he put on the payroll, as long as results were achieved. Brailsford was found responsible for "inexcusable and unprofessional" failures by the aforementioned committee and has now been tasked with marching through the corridors and practice fields of Carrington taking notes and then reporting the findings to his fellow Knight of the Realm.

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Although Ratcliffe refused to get involved in Erik ten Hag's future, he was less coy when the subject of Mason Greenwood came up. "The process will be: understand the facts, not the hype, and then try to come to a fair decision based on values, which is basically whether he is a good guy or not," he said as part of a rambling response that may have led to quite a stir. a few of the club's fans are feeling a little green around the gills. Ratcliffe, who apparently moved to Monaco in 2020 for no reason other than he was of retirement age and fancied a bit of sun, also suggested the government should make a contribution of taxpayers' money towards a new stadium, which he is keen to do . will masquerade as 'financing for the north'. And when asked by the BBC's Dan Roan why a multi-billion dollar football club and its owners are entitled to public money that might be better spent elsewhere, Ratcliffe said: "It's not for me to have an opinion on that." to have," despite having just expressed his opinion about it at commendably daring length.

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