"I just heard that another poor person froze to death this winter!"
If the world was going to endI’d want to be with youIt’s not because you are a friendIn truth you make me spewYou’re slimy and too privileged You’re a humanoid lump of pooBut if the world was going to end I’d want to be with you.If the world was going to endI wouldn’t be forlornYes, we might lose all humanityBut we’d be rid of George Osborne.I know that it’s not really cool To joke about ArmageddonBut I’m not the only one who thinksThe only good Tory’s a dead ‘un.
So if the world was going to endI’d want to be with youYour politics drove me round the bendYou didn’t have a clueBut being with you at end of the worldIs a thought that give me woodCos knowing that George Osborne’s dead
Would make any apocalypse good.