I just made all that up. I'm not really sure how it all pans out because in my fifty-five years on this planet, I've never played the lottery. Not even a scratch-and-win.
Now that I'm older and doing a lot more free thinking, I'm wondering if the lottery might be a fun "hobby." If I budget my dollars, do some research and keep track of everything, like I do my other hobbies, maybe, someday, I'll actually come out a winner.
I don't want to win the Powerball jackpot. I don't want the headache that managing a billion dollars would cause. I mean we can see how cranky billionaires are be by looking at the republican party. I think I'd rather chew glass than have to hire a slew of lawyers and accountants to deal with my instant wealth.
But on the other hand, wouldn't it be fun to withdraw say, a thousand dollars in fifties and hand them out, one by one, to people on the street, just because you can? Write a big fat check to my local Humane Society or homeless shelter? I would love that. And I admit it would be cool to go on a shopping spree without thought of how much things cost.
Maybe there is a middle ground. Maybe I can be sensible about it all and figure out a strategy and have fun. What are your thoughts? Do you bother with the lottery?