This is him, I mean, her, he's she's the one on the left with the short back and sides, and her name is Ellen Sturtz and she is an activist with a homosexual organisation called 'GetEQUAL':
Ellen is, apparently, a bit of a 'collar and tie job' and yesterday she had the temerity to heckle the FLOTUS (a particularly unfortunate acronym which brings to mind something other than the First Lady of the United States) on the subject of discrimination against homosexuals working for Federal contractors and, according to The Daily Mail, FLOTUS was not amused! Well, she wouldn't be, would she, seeing as she's married to that wuss in the White House who wouldn't say boo to a goose, let alone FLOTUS. It is, of course, grossly unfair, and therefore totally in line with the spirit of this blog, to cast aspersions on people who are only known via their public personas but the fact is that FLOTUS strikes me as an arrogant, priggish, American il-Liberal of the worst sanctimonious and hypocritical sort. I do not doubt that the dreadful woman takes every opportunity to play her black race cards whilst spending fortunes on wigs which are intended to deny her negroid hair!
Still, despite this public row I really do hope the two ladies can kiss and make up - and that I can be there to take the pictures! Actually, my admiration for Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms (delete according to taste) Sturtz is such that I am inclined to do her a very great favour - Ms. Sturtz, please meet Mr. Chris Huhne, the very finest lesbian-straightener Britain has ever produced . . .
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