Hello class, today we will be discussing Thai hookers.
My reader audience is split into three camps, those who come to Thailand and look for normal Thai girls (players), those who come for Thai hookers only ( mongers), and the final group are people I call wise men. This graphic should give you a better idea of what I mean.
Which category do you fit into? Don't forget to leave a comment below.
I'm a 9.5/10 (think Brad Pitt or George Clooney) so I don't need to pay for Thai hookers as girls are literally throwing themselves in front of my feet.
I mean which Thai girl wouldn't want a guy who runs his own website and can't spell?
But anyway, back to Thai hookers. Let the lesson begin.
The spectrum of Thai hookers
There are two types of Thai hookers, they are:
Fun Thai hookers - These are girls that are fun to be around, they are here to have a good time, offer the Bangkok girlfriend experience (GFE) and are generally sincere and kind.
Not so fun Thai hookers - This type of girl is one that acts all nice and friendly in the go go bar being super friendly and flirting. Then you bar fine here and things go south. She turns from being a fun and friendly girl to a cold heart-ed beach who is trying to do as little as she has to do while maximizing her bottom line, even if that means scamming you.
Who can blame her? Why would any girl want to fuck you?
Irrespective of that, this type of experience does leave a bitter taste in your mouth and you start to question whether Thai hookers are the way to go or if you're better off using Thai dating sites?
How to avoid the not so fun Thai hookers
The problem I see a lot of newbie guys who come to Thailand is they don't research or understand the 'game'. They get really drunk and end up in a club like Insanity and only have one thing on their mind - pussy.
They go up to girls without building up a rapport, whisk them back to their hotel and end up getting a pretty bad experience.
Don't be that guy.
The same applies for first time newbies who visit go go bars. They see a girl who is hot, buy her drinks, grab her up and end up bar fining them without building up any kind of relationship.
Okay, a Thai hookers is not going to become your girlfriend (most likely) but as you will be sharing intimate moments together - Thai hookers or not you need to build up a relationship.
Talk
There's a good chance there will be some sort of language barrier between you and the girl but that doesn't mean you can't have a chat m8.
Ask her where she is from, what she enjoys, where she likes to eat and if you're a weird kunt who likes to do freaky shit in the sack, you should ask her if she will perform them before being disappointed later.
Measure the vibes
When you're thinking about taking a Thai hooker back - measure the atmosphere between you and her. Does it feel awkward or weird or are you two just hanging out like mates?
For example, if she is dancing with you and being flirty and fun that's usually a good sign. If she is asking you to buy her drinks or convincing you to go to another bar or keeps asking if you will take her home, that is usually a sign that things won't be that great.
You will be better off aborting and finding something else.
What is the venue like?
I generally find Thai hookers from the likes of Climax and Spicy to be more fun and outgoing than hookers from Mixx or Levels. Girls from the latter tend to be a bit more snobby if that makes sense, both Mixx and Levels promote themselves as 'higher-end' bars.
I am also aware that some Thai hookers will only visit specific nightclubs. Some will happily go to Climax every night but never Insanity or vice versa, not sure what the deal is with that but don't be shocked to see the same girls in there night after night.
Don't worry though, Bangkok is a big place and there is plenty of options.
Price of Thai hookers
I have already discussed the cost of sex in Thailand so I won't get too deep into pricing but they tend to start from 1,000 baht upwards for freelancers. Any Thai hookers you meet in clubs can be bargained with so don't accept their first offer if you feel it's too much.
Unsure if she's a Thai hooker or regular girl?
You may go to one of the hooker clubs in Bangkok and take a girl back who doesn't ask you for money at that moment. My friend pulled two girls in two nights from Climax and Spicy and thought he was cooler than a Velcro fanny pack... until they didn't leave his room in the morning.
He called me and asked why they weren't leaving? I asked him if he has paid yet?
#caseclosed
This is because not all Thai hookers will tell you that you have to pay for them. They assume you know because you're in a club which is full of hookers. If a girl is not leaving your condo or hotel even after giving her hints to leave, try this - put a 1,000 baht note on the dresser and take a shower.
If she was indeed a hooker she will take the money and be on her way. If not, high five.
How's my aim? I'm sure you guys have your own experiences and opinions on Thai hookers, I'd love to hear them.