― Katharine Hepburn, Me: Stories of My Life
With time I have come to learn to blame every party involved in a situation, even the supposed blameless. I have found that giving everyone a part of the blame resolves a quarrel faster as no one likes to take full responsibility of a blame. And so, there's change from the negative and everyone moves on carrying his share.
Here, I blame the hot weather for my sweat stains and myself for donning a jacket in the heat.
In my defense though it's a really lovely jacket. I couldn't pass the chance to wear it.
*palm over eyes*