"Le Violent Diarrhea Face," Plus 4 More Great Tweets

I don't know what is wrong with you (us?) but seriously, you guys are gross because whenever I publish an article that mentions diarrhea, my traffic goes through the roof. Are you guys four years old or what?
Here are some diarrhea-y tweets for you. Bon appétit, poo face.

[describing criminal to sketch artist] He had the elbows of a seasoned kayaker. He had a racist hairline.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 11, 2015

my favorite part in Cool Hand Luke is when he's eating all those eggs and my uncle whispered " i fuckin love eggs"
— pOpCoRn (@cakesesh) January 11, 2015

You can buy this fucking amazing print here.

Sorry your birthday cake had the word "TWAT" in caps on it. I didn't know your nana would be at the party.
— Juicedballs (@Juicedballs) January 13, 2015

Because we live in a beautiful world, this is an actual card you can buy here.

twitter is stale. 140 characters is too many. i need jokes injected directly into my stupid consciousness. my body is a rotting corpse.
— a. spaceman (@adamrensch) January 14, 2015

le violent diarrhea face
— ''Mort'' (@diobrando666) January 15, 2015