Kelly Osbourne in So Undercover (Photo: Bluefin Productions)
-Kelly Osbourne was rushed to hospital during a taping of Fashion Police after she suffered a seizure on set.
-In other celebrity health scares, Justin Bieber collapsed onstage during one of his troubled 02 shows — but still managed to finish the gig before being rushed to the hospital.
-Meanwhile, Bieber continues to mistake his Twitter feed for a free-flowing therapy session. Healthy!
-I really liked this story about Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and the delicate formula for becoming America’s BFF — which Lena Dunham will never be because she’s not cute enough (apparently).
-Jessica Simpson confirmed on Jimmy Kimmel Live that she is having another son the only way she could — in the most crass, vulgar way possible.
-She didn’t fare much better on Ellen.
-Sofia Vergara and her creepy fiancé Nick Loeb are allegedly expecting a baby via surrogate.
-In other baby news, Kim Kardashian has been ordered on bedrest after a pregnancy scare. Does this mean we’ll be deprived of her terrible, terrible maternity fashions?
-In other Kardashian clan news, Lamar Odom fell asleep in court during his custody hearing.
-Tina Fey‘s husband confirms the Mean Girl musical is “actually becoming a thing!”
-Meanwhile, Tina Fey is not super happy with those photos that were released last week of her in a bathing suit, hanging with her daughters.
-In the best corporate endorsement deal ever inked, Andrew WK just became the new face of Playtex.
-Sadness: Anna Kendrick and Edgar Wright have reportedly split.
-The plot thickens: Miley Cyrus is no longer wearing her engagement ring, while sources close to her are talking to People about her “complicated relationship” with Liam Hemsworth.
-Kate Moss is rumoured to be on cover of Playboy‘s 60th anniversary issue.
-Chris Brown threatened a valet with physical violence over $10. Is anyone surprised? Bueller? Bueller?
-What does Drake do at 5 a.m. in Toronto? Hear all about it in his new single.
-In other new music news, She and Him just dropped their new single ‘Never Wanted Your Love.
-Shocking report: Brangelina’s wine sold out in five hours.
-I love that Tate Donovan trashed all of his former costars of The OC: ”The first year, those kids were fantastic. And then all of them fell apart.”
-Celebrities have been having fun making Vine vids.
-Glee’s Jane Lynch rapped “Super Bass” on Conan — and she was awesome.
-Joy Behar is quitting The View after 16 years.
-Mandy Patinkin sees his role in Homeland much like the nurse in Romeo and Juliet.
-I’m sad that Nick Offerman‘s Somebody Up There Likes Me is getting bad reviews because he’s Ron Effing Swanson and usually turns everything he touches into gold.
-Rachel Weisz says she’d like to play a Bond villain opposite husband Daniel Craig. I saw Oz the Great and Powerful this week (more on that tomorrow), but she’s got the villain thing down pat.
-This video of Breaking Bad‘s opening credits reimagined as a 90′s show is awesome.
-New cast portraits for Catching Fire have been released.
-Rejoice! Joss Whedon is finally on Twitter!
-Speaking of Joss, the trailer for his new movie Much Ado About Nothing has dropped. People I know who saw this at TIFF loved it. Can’t wait!