-Jon Hamm really wants us all to stop talking about his dick already. Yeah, good luck with that, buddy.
-Lots and lots of stars are speaking out for marriage equality today, but I think I like Beyonce’s simple message best. Michael K. Williams (Omar!) also killed it.
-It’s official: Justin Bieber‘s neighbours DO NOT have Bieber Fever.
-Meanwhile, Bieber is defending his recent antics by saying he’s “young and makes mistakes.” True, but did all of those mistakes have to be in a span of three weeks?
-Lindsay Lohan showed up to work on Anger Management an hour early and was super well-behaved yesterday — which obviously couldn’t last. She delayed production on her second day.
-Gucci Mane was arrested for assault after allegedly hitting a fan over the head with a champagne bottle.
-This might be the best used car Craigslist ad in the history of ever!
-Amanda Bynes tried to hide from the paparazzi — by hanging out in Times Square.
-They opened up international donations on the Veronica Mars Kickstarter campaign today, and it crossed the $4 million mark. Here’s a cute behind-the-scenes video the cast and crew shot.
-Meanwhile, I really loved this blog post about the 10 things we learned from Veronica Mars.
-Missing Ryan Gosling? There’s a hotline for that!
-Ashley Judd has reportedly decided that she doesn’t want to run for Senate after all.
-Well, this is one way to promote your movie during Earth Hour.
-Shia LaBeouf showed up opening night of that Broadway play he quit and sat in the front row, causing Alec Baldwin to skip a beat. He was either trying to be supportive or trying to be a dick.
-A new trailer for Game of Thrones has landed. Apparently, dragons are a major theme this season.
-This almost makes me not hate The Walking Dead‘s Andrea.
-Rob Lowe flew around with a jet pack — and because the internet rocks, there’s video!
-Halle Berry is 46 and still looks like this in a bikini. Sigh.
-Ryan Reynolds eats Burger King? But I thought he was married to a domestic goddess who has devoted her life to feeding him?
-I’m not a big fan of gin, but I’d drink gallons of it if Idris Elba wanted me to.
-Andy and Lana Wachowski will be producing a show for Netflix.
-The buzz is building that Anderson Cooper may replace Matt Lauer on The Today Show.
-Get ready to hate yourself (more?): Madonna’s net worth just hit $1 billion.
-The new Yeah Yeah Yeahs video for “Sacrilege” is pretty freakin’ mesmerizing.
-Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis were photographed looking all lovey at Disneyland.
-CBS just renewed 14 shows. (NBC was all “wait, they have 14 whole shows?!?”)
-A new teaser trailer for The Great Gatsby has landed. Check out Leo‘s big “noooo” scream at 0:23. I love when he gets all screamy. Remember this? “Staying for thine to keep him company!!!!” *swoon*
-The full Wolverine trailer was released today. Yup, ninjas.
-Here’s the first trailer for White House Down (not to be confused with the similarly premised Olympus Has Fallen). Things still blow up real good — but this time with Channing Tatum!