This blog has made me hit a wall. I don’t do jokes. They’re something that depends incredibly on the individual. You can’t go to two random men, tell a joke and expect them both to laugh. It depends on experience of the individual and what would appeal most. You can’t go to an English degree student, tell an advanced chemistry joke and expect them to react with anything other than a blank expression tainted with a little distaste. And that’s as much as I know about the technicalities of them. My sense of humor is warped. I only tend to go into hysterics if someone has done something insanely stupid and hurt themself, my cat trips out on cat nip, someone makes an odd sound, or I’ve drank lots of Guinness. So I’m going to include some jokes that made me want to smash something instead: 1) William Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barman shouts "Oi! You're Bard". 2) How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. 3) How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in stone circles. 4) I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Add some more you think are bad in the comments, I have a few things I want to get rid of, and smashing is fun J