At an international medical conference, an Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work".
A German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".
A Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put
it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work".
An American doctor laughs: "You are all way behind us. Five years ago,
we took a man with no brains, no spine and no balls and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for work." [EM]