"JFC, This Just Happened on 'The 100' " - Ongoing List.

Posted on the 01 May 2015 by Cathy Leaves @cathyleaves
Spoilers, probably. 
  • Humanity puts all hope of survival into group of 100 hormonal teenage delinquents. 
  • Space stations are running out of resources and more than 300 people will have to be killed for the others to survive but nobody thought of putting those people on the ship back to earth where they might stand a chance of survival. 
  • Jaha wants to sacrifice himself for the survival of his people. 
  • Hard Decisions About Human Survival or Space Parts are Like BSG, Earth Parts are Like Lost. 
  • Moral Conflicts for Dummies. 
  • Group of boys establish system of forced labor. 
  • Creepy Child Episode.
  • Black character dies. 
  • Jaha really wants to sacrifice himself!
  • Hi Felix. 
  • Hi Mrs Ellen Thigh!
  • Hormonal Teenage Delinquents Accidentally Wipe Out Villages With Rockets. 
  • Let's quote Holocaust imagery to increase the shock value of this moving scene.  
  • Hormonal Teenage Delinquents Choose to Torture Human Person. 
  • tvtropes.org noble savage problematic
  • Clarke makes a terrible decision. 
  • Ten minutes later: Clarke feels bad about making a terrible decision. 
  • Clarke makes a terrible decision similar to previous terrible decision.
  • Clarke feels bad about making a terrible decision, but also feels that it was necessary? Maybe?
  • Let's Distribute Weapons Amongst These Very Reasonable and Kind Teenagers. 
  • Jaha just really wants to die, please let him sacrifice himself?
  • Finn seems reasonable except in all his personal relationship decisions. 
  • I would gather what I could and live in the woods and never talk to another person, everyone is terrible. 
  • Oh okay Octavia seems pretty cool. 
  • Re: that weapons thing. Probs a bad idea .
  • That kid that looks like Draco Malfoy gets banished, I'm sure that's the last we will see of him. 
  • EVERYONE IS THE WORST
  • Where is Jaha? Probs off to sacrifice himself? Yup.
  • Let's take guns to these peace talks and then shoot first. 
  • Was it a terrible decision? But definitely totally necessary. 
  • Jasper is the worst.
  • Dichen Lachman acting circles around everyone else. 
  • I Think I Saw This Scene In Michael Mann's The Last Mohican. 
  • google.com the 100 colonialism problematic
  • Grounders seem pretty reasonable, let's root for the Grounders. 
  • Oh they're all dead? 
  • Oh the remaining Grounders will repeatedly be forced by the Sky People to walk over the ashes and bones of their deceased friends and family for peace talks etc. Cool beans. 
  • Jaha is sacrificing himself. 
  • That baby is probably imaginary. 
  • Games of Thrones credits. 
  • Hi Tory!
  • Draco Malfoy redemption arc commences. 
  • New people who are creepy and probably more terrible than the old people. 
  • Earth Parts are Like Jericho. 
  • Where does their food come from? Do they eat people?
  • Oh okay this is vaguely even more terrible. 
  • Headcanon Anya walked off and never came back because everyone is terrible but Clarke is even more terrible than everyone.
  • I'm Sure The Grown-Ups Will Make Much Better Decisions. 
  • Oh? Okay then. 
  • Let's quote Holocaust imagery to increase the shock value of this horrific scene.  
  • Two Main Characters Exchange Personalities For Story Reasons. 
  • Finn shoots children, old people and women but no worries, redemption arc is well in sight. 
  • Also, let's quote American Vietnam War Films to increase the shock value of this horrible scene. 
  • Grounders are people too but not people like real people who have the story told from their perspective, just people who you shouldn't shoot when they're unarmed for personal feeling bad about yourself reasons!
  • I don't know who I am anymore because this other character now has my personality. 
  • Shortening list of characters that I want to survive the end of 'The 100'.
  • Raven hasn't done anything awful in such a long time that she is now a favorite character by default. 
  • Our survival depends on harvesting bone marrow but it is okay because these children are the other and this whole show is about what we are capable of doing to others excluded from our definition of community oh wait over there some people are falling in love in awkward triangles and quadruples let's see what's happening there. 
  • Jaha does no longer want to sacrifice himself and would now prefer to stay alive. 
  • And in power. 
  • Marcus wants to sacrifice himself.
  • Raven can walk again because it is inconvenient for the story for her not to be able to walk.
  • Speaking American While Being Australian and Also Acting.  
  • Oh cool so these Grounders basically have matriarchal societies wouldn't it be exciting if we delved deeper into their history and how that came about oh okay then.
  • Why Clarke. 
  • Why not anyone but Clarke. 
  • TBC