-I love the dress Jennifer Lawrence is wearing on the cover of Marie Claire, in which she reveals that her New Year’s resolution is to stop being a pushover. After watching that scene in which she takes on Robert DiNiro in Silver Linings Playbook, I think she’s got it covered.
-Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and Harry Styles all went skiing together, no doubt leaving a trail of hyperventilating teens in their wake.
-Nick Stahl just ensured the words “troubled actor” will precede every new story ever written about him: he was arrested for lewd conduct in a porn store.
-The first preview for Lindsay Lohan‘s Million Dollar Makeover episode has landed. How did poor Kathy Ireland get pulled into this mess?
-Brangelina are kicking it in the Caribbean for the holidays.
-Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux turned their Cabo vacay into a party. They were spotted catching some rays with John Krasinski, Emily Blunt and Jimmy Kimmel.
-One of those indistinguishable Twilight werewolves just got arrested for public intoxication.
-Dammit. Knowing that Ashton Kutcher eats at Red Lobster makes me want to like him just a teeny tiny bit.
-You thought your Christmas was awkward? Tom Cruise‘s private jet was spotted in Ohio, where Suri is celebrating the holidays with Katie Holmes‘ family.
-Meanwhile, Katie‘s Broadway play is closing 7 weeks early due to poor ticket sales.
-Kristen Stewart was photographed carrying a slingshot in her back pocket, which is now totally going to be a thing people do.
-Jessica Simpson is showing off her (temporary) weight loss on the cover of Weight Watchers Magazine (which is apparently a real thing), but she’s getting more buzz for this boobalicious pic she just Tweeted.
-Neve Campbell named her son Caspian, which I don’t hate.
-Speaking of hate, Gwyneth Paltrow has another cookbook coming out.
-Meanwhile, here’s a pretty great takedown of GOOP.
-It’s a good sign that even the poster for This is The End is funny.
-Even though Rainn Wilson‘s Office spinoff is dead, they’re still going to show the pilot episode.
-Don’t watch this Pain and Gain trailer unless you want to feel really bad about Mark Wahlberg‘s career. Rebel Wilson, what are you doing in this?!