Really ISIS?
After all he did for you
in Benghazi?
Well if we can’t change your minds, just Google “1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC.”
Plan on an 8 hour drive (516 miles) from Dearbornistan to Washington DC.
If you are traveling by camel, allow about 5 days of travel time.
Be sure to ask the local prostitutes about when the Secret Service guys are… (ahem) “busy” with their distractions.
Then Come see us afterward…
…and we’ll introduce every last one of you
to your virgins in Hell
We’ve been preparing for your next visit…
…for a very long time.
♞