Irish Navy Terrifies President Lucifer

Obama assassination bid fears – aircraft carriers on standby off Irish coast during G8 summit

US officials are taking the personal security of Barack Obama so seriously that they will be positioning two aircraft carriers off the coast of Donegal.

Can somebody please tell me which one of County Donegal’s fearsome fishing boats Pres Lucy fears most? ~TD 

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