Waddya mean, you never knew I was into sports in the first place?! Well, of course, I, personally, am not a partaker of sporting activities but that doesn't mean I'm not a fan and, for the right sport, I am a fervent fan. For example, I have long been a very close follower of the Brazilian Ladies Beach Volleyball team. I have found over the years that it is a game of infinite variety and sophistication and only a really up close view of proceedings will give you the full flavour:
It's true that the ladies seem to suffer with a certain amount of gusset problems but I blame the Brazilian authorities for issuing them with those voluminous knickers - they're far too big for athletic young gals to jump about in. What they need is something more minimalist. I have offered my services as an advisor but so far my letters remain unanswered!
And that brings me to the Colombian Ladies Cycling Team to whom I have switched my lust love and support. At least they have a governing authority that provides them with suitable kit for their, er, sporting activities:
By jove, that's more like it - and I want the job of that smug bastard man on the right. So come on, gals, knees up, feet down, pedal for Colombia and let's see what you're made of!