I will Never be the type of Fashion Blogger that will .............
1. Post pictures solely of myself in different locations, looking unexpected, but being completely made up as though I am shooting the cover of Vogue magazine.
2. Brag about all the fun free Designer goodies I receive in the mail. Disguised under the pretense of "sharing" with my readers.
3. Post loads of self portraits on my blog under the category of "Readers Art". Causing major confusion for new readers to discover that my definition of "art" are illustrations of myself.
4. Wear only Designer brands and "vintage" pieces. Vintage being code for more expensive Designers that are rare.
5. Be a size 0.
6. Ask my intelligent readers to believe that owning a 100 pairs of Christian Louboutin shoes on a student budget is completely normal and within reason.
7. Ramble on about how great my life is and how I lost my iPhone on my way to the Chanel show in Paris.
I will ALWAYS be the type of Fashion Blogger that will ............
1. Post a picture of myself once a week, probably in front of the same wall, and mostly likely doing the same pose, but wearing a different oufit.
2. Do giveaways of most of the fun free Designer goodies I receive in the mail.
3. Encourage my wonderful Readers to share their favorite works of art.
4. Wear thrift store and discounted Designer pieces that I had to fight off a gang of women for at a Sample Sale or Target Designer Collaboration.
5. Have a bit of junk in the trunk because I have a slight addiction to onion rings and mini cupcakes.
6. Persuade my lovely Readers to believe that $87.50 at Nordstrom Rack can score you a yummy pair of black patent leather Manolo Blahnik heels!
7. Be completely honest when I am tried and can't write another word as I'm writing the last word.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I hope to ALWAYS be the type of Fashion Blogger that loves blogging about 2 of my loves. People and Fashion! I hope that my blog will always inspire you to find your own sense of style. I blog because I love it and you read! One day I will implore on you all to remind me of these grandiose statements I am making. I am depending on all of you to keep me humble when I am sitting front row at Paris Fashion Week, shouting about my seat being too close to Ann Wintour.