“We should take a walk down to the beach,” she says.
I look out the window, out to the ocean.It is 64 degrees out – a good fifty degrees warmer
than home – but it is damper, and windier, than this Minneapolitan is
accustomed to.Having packed very light,
I have a choice between flip-flops and winter boots.
“Let me grab my boots.”
And so we walk.We
walk and walk.I have flown to Texas
specifically to meet with her:Shelly,
my longtime blog and Facebook friend, is as warm and funny and intelligent as
she appears on paper.
She tells me of Pablo Neruda, of tamales eaten with
mustard and $300 chanclas.I tell her
about Michael Chabon and lutefisk and how many layers of clothes you can wear
before you can’t bend your limbs.
She points out broken sand dollars and dead blowfish on
the beach and I bend down to inspect them.
Eventually, we head back to the condo.
And we walk and walk, our faces pink with sea spray.
“It feels like the complex should be around here
somewhere,” she says.
“If it’s not,” I say, “it should be.I don’t think I’ve walked this far in years.”
We laugh.Shelly
is a weight lifter, a woman with regular exercise and hydration habits, whereas
I am a yoga fan with an affinity for home-made fudge.
We are lost, however, one dune looking pretty much like
another.We choose a boardwalk, then a
street, but nothing looks right.
“Wait here,” she says.“I’m going to see if I can figure out where we are.”She heads off down the street, and the next
time I turn around, she has turned a corner and is out of sight.
A grackle lands on the palm tree nearest me.
“Tick-tick-tick-tick wheeeeeeee,” he bellows.
I look up.“What?”
“Tick-tick-tick-tick wheeeeeeee!”
“Well,” I say, “that’s what you say now.”
A man on a ladder on the building nearest me stops his
painting to look down.I look over in
time to see him shaking his head.Poor lady.
“I hardly know that bird,” I offer.
He says nothing and returns to his work.
“We overshot it!”Shelly is hustling her way back.“We overshot by quite a bit!”
“How –“
“I asked some workers,” she says, pointing vaguely from
the direction she’s come.“Four guys
came off their ladders to help.”
And so we walk some more.
And 45 minutes later, legs sore and still laughing, we eat
lunch without thought to caloric intake.