I Refuse to Buy Toddler Horned Rim Glasses.

By Kmitrix @kmitrix
I refuse to buy toddler horned rim glasses.

Harry’s favorite meal this week wasn’t the pizza last night, but rather the garlic & olive oil quinoa we had as a side on Saturday night. Never thought I’d be adding quinoa to my grocery list for my toddler.

Does this make him a bit of an annoying hipster? Next is he going to want free-range, artisan, dairy free Go-gurts and insist on a handwoven hemp carseat cover? Will he smugly judge me for not driving an electric car? Oh, and has he really been listening to that hot new multi-cultural diggereedoo children’s folk artist way before everyone else?

I may have to take efforts to correct this behavior with Looney Tunes and foil puch Kraft Mac n Cheese deluxe (drooooool).