I Need a 9 Hour Nap So Y’all Get Bullets. Harry Granted Me 3 and 1/8ths of an Inch of Our King...

By Kmitrix @kmitrix

I need a 9 hour nap so y’all get bullets.

  • Harry granted me 3 and 1/8ths of an inch of our king sized bed to sleep on last night. He likes to stretch out. Actually no, he likes to keep me as far away from my husband in a headlock/chokehold every night. It’s like he wants to prevent a sibling from happening for as long as physically possible.
  • After college I lived in Chicago. I was broke. We found a while sofabed in the alley behind out house and hauled it in the apartment, no big deal. I thought of that story recently and it made me want to scour my skin with powder Ajax. Classic dumbass 22 year old move. So glad the universe mandated that I wait to have a kid.
  • Harry has another ear infection.
  • I’ve lost 20lbs in 4 months.
  • I have big news that I can’t share yet so I’ve been quiet. Keep lookin’ out for it- I’ll post when I can.