I Had a Long Night. Harry & I Had to Run Some Errands and He Went to Bed an Hour Later Than...

By Kmitrix @kmitrix

I had a long night. Harry & I had to run some errands and he went to bed an hour later than usual which never happens. 

So of-fucking-course my MIL chooses tonight to park her ass on the couch next to me and watch Masterfuckingpiece Theatre. Aaaannd I have nowhere to go to get away because we share a bedroom with Harry. 

What is the most annoying thing I could do right now to passive aggressively get her to leave the room? 

EDIT: I guess she got the hint because she just left. Maybe it was my rage-typing?