I Am NOT Charlie!

By Davidduff

I'm almost out of sick-bags here watching and listening to the vomit-inducing humbuggery of the Left as they bleat away in support of Charlie Hebdo cartoonists who, with malice aforethought, deliberately insulted other people's most sensitive religious beliefs, not once, not twice but three times.  The wailing, flailing and breast-beating by the Left looks and sounds like, well, an Arab funeral.

Now let me be clear, I stand four-square behind your right to be rude about anyone or anything but, at the same time, I really do wish you would not!  As I constantly remind commenters on various Left-wing blogs I grace with my presence - sorry, did you say something? - resorting to streams of insults achieves absolutely nothing positive and much that is negative.  An acerbic, even fierce, argument can be conducted without resource to football ground language.

So, whilst "any man's death diminishes me' - although, now I think about it I'm not sure that's quite true, so let us just say that some diminish me a lot less than others!  Thus, the death of the main progenitors of the Charlie Hebdo cartoons leaves me shrugging in indifference.  They knew the risk they were running, indeed, one of the widows was quoted as saying that her husband fully expected to be killed.  So, got that one right, then!

But now let us return to the Left-wing humbugs howling their support for the right to be insulting and offensive.  OK, my little Lefties, try these:

Fucking niggers!

Arabs shag camels!

Ed Miliband is a retard!

"Chinky-chonks" - which just got someone into trouble!

Immigrants leech off us indigents!

'Global Warmers' have all suffered lobotomies!

Is all that OK with you 'Guardianistas'?  I mean, is it insulting and offensive enough?  I could do a lot better if you really want me to.  Ah, I see, you didn't really mean the right to be rude to anyone, just to those you don't like - gotcha'!  Perhaps in future you should stick to insulting those soppy Christians, they never retaliate, they just pray for you - suckers!