How to Make the Opposite Sex Happy!

By Eowyn @DrEowyn
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY1. Feed him2. Sleep with him3. Leave him with peace…4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs)5. Don’t bother him with his movementsSo whats so hard about that ?HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It’s really not too difficult but…. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a plumber10. a mechanic11. a carpenter12. a decorator13. a stylist14. a sexologist15. a gynecologist16. a psychologist17. a pest exterminator18. a psychiatrist19. a healer20. a good listener21. an organizer22. a good father23. very clean24. sympathetic25. athletic26. warm27. attentive28. gallant29. intelligent30. funny31. creative32. tender33. strong34. understanding35. tolerant36. prudent37. ambitious38. capable39. courageous40. determined41. true42. dependable43. passionateWITHOUT FORGETTING TO:44. give her compliments regularly45. Go shopping with her46. be honest47. be very rich48. not stress her out49. not look at other girlsAND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:50. give her lots of attention51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT53. never forget*birthdays*anniversaries*valentine*arrangements she makes.

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