Does your house need a lift? An actual lift. To be picked up, as it were. It has to be done on occasion if there's something up with your foundation - it needs to be leveled, repaired, or raised. There are companies out there that will come and jack your house up.
But how many Arnold Schwarzenegger's, Chuck Norris's, and other famous strong men and women would it take to dead lift your house?
(thanks Travis)