Cause we all know, one of the many benefits of having access to an email account, is all the digital diarrhea that gets dumped in our unsuspecting spam box.
Spam Subject of the day: "Someone on Facebook Waiting For You"
...... Bummer!!?
Spam Subject of the day: "Electric Wheelchair at no Cost"
...... You'll be needing the damn thing if I ever find out who you are!
Spam Subject of the day: "Make your King-Kong twice as big!"
...... Dude. He damn near took out the Empire State building. Imagine what he would do if he was twice as big!
Spam Subject of the day: "Last all Night"
...... Screw that!!! I'm not 25 anymore!!!
Spam Subject of the day: "Make her Moan Now"
...... She moans every time I tell her one of my bad jokes!
Spam Subject of the day: "How you Feeling"
...... Like I want to kick some spammers ass!!!