Not any more they ain’t.
We might as well face the cold hard truth. Most of us will never get the opportunity to gut freshly discovered roadkill or clean pig poo off our kitchen tables. Or take our gay poodle uncle for manis and forklift toe pedis.
And bringing a three thumbed baby to a Glitz Pageant probably isn’t going to happen anytime soon.
But thanks to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, we all got the chance to experience a little mud boggin’ and pig sloppin’.
And of course…Alana’s Go-Go Juiced-up vocabulary.
You can’t learn it at skool, and you certainly won’t find any manual at the Kuntry Stoe.
TLC even felt it necessary to subtitle the English language, just to make certain we didn’t miss any of the finger lickin’ BBQ goodness.
But everyone could use a refresher once in awhile, and now our friends at the Huffington Post have created the ultimate interactive training tool.
So grab your mouse (…or cheese ball fingers, for you fancy iPad types…) and brush up on your Boo Boo Speak.
Ready. Set. Redneckognize.