I know.
It’s been difficult.
Trying to fill the void left by Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
Mindlessly picking at your cold Sketti wondering what’s been happening with Alana and the rest of the Boo Boo Bunch since they were yanked from our television screens.
Taken too soon, as it were. Thanks for that, TLC.
Seems we barely had time to Redneckognize a good thing before the season ended and they were gone, leaving us with a carpet covered in cheese ball crumbs and loads of unanswered questions.
Is Wednesday still Bingo Night? Has the culinary roadkill drought improved? Does blowing finger kisses with three thumbs give you an unfair advantage with the judges?
Thankfully, it looks as though we’ll get some closure on at least one of these pressing issues, because this week little baby Kaitlyn Elizabeth officially entered the world of pageantry.
That’s right. Teen Mom Chickadee‘s eleven-fingered cutie patootie has gone Glitz.
Baby Glitz, that is.
It all went down at The Miss Southern Princess Pageant, in that odd 0 – 11 month category where all the Moms and Dads raise their little nuggets up like the opening of Lion King. That category.
Auntie Alana better step up her game, because once Kaitlyn figures out how to support the weight of her own wobbly head it looks like the competition is ON.
Despite Sugar Bear‘s recent infectious mud boggin’, skin graftin’ injury, the Boo Boo Brigade hit the Circuit over the weekend, bringing home 5th Place and a People’s Choice trophy.
Not too shabby for someone so tiny that both eyeballs don’t even go in the same direction yet.
I feel a spin-off of a spin-off coming on.
As you’ll recall, Alana had been dead set on Kaitlyn going directly from Biscuit to Pageant wearing a custom cupcake dress originally created for everyone’s favorite “Everybody’s A Little Gay” pig Glitzy.
(Not to be confused with everyone’s favorite “Everybody’s A Little Gay” Uncle Poodle, who is already on record stating that he would show up in something a little more understated, most likely accessorized with aviator shades. But I digress.)
If the pig dress actually comes to be is still a work in progress, but it does give me an awkwardly smooth segue into showing The Glitzy Tribute video for no reason other than I think pigs are funny.
Just don’t get ‘em agitated, y’all.