Hawaii Dept of Education Can’t Find Obama’s School Records

Neil Abercrombie

When Neil Abercrombie — an Obama pal and a socialist — became Hawaii’s new governor, he bashed “birthers” for doubting Obama’s birth eligibility for the presidency and vowed he would silence those dastardly skeptics once and for all.

But on Jan. 18, 2011, he admitted that despite having searched and searched, he couldn’t find Obama’s long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate and conceded that the document may not exist within the vital records maintained by the State of Hawaii’s Department of Health (DOH).

Abercrombie’s admission was most curious because two years before, on October 31, 2008, DOH director Dr. Chiyome Fukino declared that she and Registrar of Vital Statistics Alvin Onaka had personally verified that the DOH had Obama’s original birth certificate. More than that, Fukino claimed to have seen that elusive document with her own eyeballs!

More curious still, four months after Abercrombie’s admission that he couldn’t find Obama’s long-form birth certificate, Fukino’s successor as DOH director, a woman named Loretta Fuddy, had signed off on Obama’s long-form birth certificate when on April 27, 2011, with great fanfare, Obama released an image of that document. Since its release, however, numerous documents experts have determined the certificate to be a computer-generated fake.

Loretta Fuddy was the only person to die in a small plane crash off the coast of Molokai, Hawaii, on December 12, 2013.

Now, thanks to Professor Jason Kissner who recently discovered that Obama had yet another surname — that of Soebarkah– which connects Obama’s mother and Fuddy to the Indonesian Subud cult, we now know that Hawaii’s Department of Education also can’t find Obama’s records!

From an article by Kelli Abe Trifonovitch for Hawaii Business in Oct. 2008:

Now, kids from Hawaii’s public schools can also claim ties to the Democratic presidential nominee [Barack Obama]. I acquired the picture below from Winifred (Wakai) Otaguro, who was in Ms. Sakai’s kindergarten class at Noelani Elementary School in 1967. Otaguro’s mother, Betty Wakai, had written the names of most of the kids in the class on the back of the picture. Her writing identifies the first little boy in the third row as “Barry Obama.” Obama’s sister Maya Soetoro-Ng confirms that the boy is Obama, however, the Department of Education has been unable to find his records.

Note: I enlarged the pic from Hawaii Business by 300%, which explains the pic’s poor quality.

To quote a tongue-in-cheek Professor Jason Kissner:

[B]y mere happenstance the Department of Education “has been unable to find his records.”

Perhaps instead we could simply examine the 1965 passport of Stanley Ann Dunham? Nope; the State Department informs us that Dunham’s passport materials were destroyed as a matter of routine. [...]

And, literary agents often, out of nowhere, suppose that their US born clients were in fact born in Kenya. [...]

In view of the foregoing, it should be obvious that everything is cool with Soebarkah’s Social Security Number, his Selective Service card, and so on; only racists and those who oppose amnesty think otherwise.

Any conclusions to the contrary obviously amount to nothing more than conspiracy theories

Clearly, these sorts of thing often happen.

Actually, “these sorts of things” only happen to one man, and his names are Barry Soetoro Soebarkah Stephen Dunham Barack Hussein Obama.