Granny’s Expecting

Posted on the 17 September 2016 by Calvinthedog

Here.

MILF alert!

I did not think that was even possible. I thought 58 was the oldest GrandMom out there. But we men do not have such worries.

A man can still father a child while there is snow on the roof*, but a woman’s time is short…

– Plutarch.

For man, though he be grey-headed when he comes back, soon
gets a young wife. But a woman’s time is short

– Aristophanes, Lysistrata.

I suppose you are wondering what’s the youngest girl some pedo knocked up. That award goes to a Peruvian girl who gave birth to a baby at the age of 5 years old back in the 1930’s. What kind of sick bastard would do something like that?**

“While there is snow on the roof…” – when a man’s hair is white with age, sort of like mine you know.

**Hint: I did it.